2day az I wuz grayzing on the grass in the frunt yard uv the winery, I thot abowt whut a lucky pig I am.
Todae wuz a beeyootifull sunny day, end ther wur lawts of kids ther 2 play with me. The panzees wur in blume, so I got 2 hav a tayst or so when my mom wuzn’t wautching me. I had on my noo Easter hat that my frend Judy mayd 4 me, so I wuz reely stylish, end I lookd and smelld reel pretty, becuz I had a bath this moarning. Judy mayks awl kinds uv owtfits 4 me – wedding, patryotic, awtum, Hal-o-ween, Valintyns, end uthers. I lyk the hats, but I giv my mom a bad tym when she trys to put a tootoo on me. I lyk 2 go 2 wurk at the winery, but thay woant let me go in2 the resturaunt, becuz thay say pigs Rnt aloud….but it awl smels sooooo gud! (Dawgs Rnt aloud eether, so that seems fayr 2 me.)
Mi dawg frends Cabby and Chianti wur ther 2 hav the kids pet them, 2. Chianti lyz on his bak end grins, end sumtyms he also duz a danss with hiz bak legs. Cabby looks at U with hiz big broun I’s end evry1 thincks he iz so cyoot. I hoap that evry1 nos that pigs R smartr end cleenr than dawgs!